M: “Mom! MOM!!!”
Me: “Yeeesss?”
M: “Did you know that the first people ever borned, the first humans, that they were ANIMALS?”
Me: “Uhh…we’re still animals.”
M: [nervous, uncertain laughter]
Me: “We evolved. From other animals that lived before us. We’re sort of like… monkeys. LIKE SUPER MONKEYS.”
Evolution 101. Super Monkeys. Tell your friends.
I may use that some day. Best description of evolution ever! 🙂
SUPER MONKEYS! LOL! That is priceless!
Yes, Super Monkeys.
Which is so much better than my Sasquatch explanation from a few weeks back.
We're all about the Yeti in my house though. Sort of Super Monkey like.
Love it!
you're a horrible mother. Everyone knows we were placed here by Xenu.
I wish would have known that when worked with all of creationists. That shit would have fucked their day all up.
*Plugging my ears with my fingers and singing high pitched fa-la-la-la's*
I refuse to believe we are super monkeys. While the redneck Christian conservative twits I surround myself try to convince me I was made from some twat's rib, I have to believe, for my own peace of mind, that we are indeed from XENU.
Listen to Kdiddy.
*thumps chest*
Word.
Hey, why not? My son would love that.
I've studied evolution for 5 years and that may be the best and most concise description of evolution I've ever heard. Have you thought of teaching?
Great post. Although I think monkeys are actually more super than humans. Human infants can't even cling to our backs as we swing thru the trees.