M: “Mom! MOM!!!”
Me: “Yeeesss?”
M: “Did you know that the first people ever borned, the first humans, that they were ANIMALS?”
Me: “Uhh…we’re still animals.”
M: [nervous, uncertain laughter]
Me: “We evolved. From other animals that lived before us. We’re sort of like… monkeys. LIKE SUPER MONKEYS.”

Evolution 101. Super Monkeys. Tell your friends.